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I don't own any elephant books.

It's funnier in Enochian.

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The answer is pita chips.
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I've drifted into a bit of a silent spell up in LJ land lately, but I was (awesomely!!) invited to do the Ask the Author feature at spnroundtable this month, so that's happening over here.

I'm not sure how much wisdom I have to impart, but feel free to jump in and ask some questions! If you've ever wanted to know what snack foods I like to eat while writing Blindfold prompts, we can clear the air once and for all.

FIC: To Have and to Hold (Jared/Jensen, NC-17)
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Title: To Have and to Hold
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 5,860
Warnings: underage, dub-con, feminized dirty talk
Notes: Written for blindfold_spn and originally posted here.
Other Notes: Haha, I wasn't going to claim this, but whatever. PORN.

Prompt: Jared is a famous warrior, and he gets Jensen's reluctant parents to let him marry the boy (13 to 15, please) for whatever reason. Wedding night dub-con, and Jared fucking his boy-bride any chance he gets. Eventually, Jensen's teenage libido catches up with him.

It's an honor to be chosen by one so powerful, so rich in spoils of war, so respected in the street.Collapse )
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FIC: One Brick at a Time (Sam/Dean, Sam/OFCs)
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Title: One Brick at a Time
Pairing: Sam/Dean, Sam/OFCs
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 6,850
Warnings: dubcon, exhibitionism, hookers
Notes: Written for blindfold_spn and originally posted here.

Prompt: Soulless Sam is sick of Dean being devoted to Lisa. He wants Dean all to himself, like they used to be. When Dean won't give in, Sam starts bringing hookers back to the motel room and showing Dean what he's missing out on.


The waitress at the greasy spoon off I-89 has been eyeing them ever since they came in.Collapse )
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FIC: Teenage Success Skills (Jared/Jensen, NC-17)
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Title: Teenage Success Skills
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 6,300
Warnings: D/s, underage-ish, butt plugs
Notes: Written for blindfold_spn and originally posted here.


Prompt: Jensen is the high school Ice Queen. Every boy/girl/jock/nerd/cheerleader/av geek has at least tried to date him, let alone get in to his pants, but Jensen always says no. What no one knows is that under that buttoned up pure exterior live a slut who is only set free by Mr. P, Jensen's older next door neighbor. Jared has taught Jensen everything about sex -- dirty, kinky sex.

Sixth period AP English with Ms. Blitz is harder to get into than North Korea.Collapse )
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It's more than ridonkulous. It's ridankulous!
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I have drifted out of touch during the last month or so, but I'm determined to drift back in touch... because it's blindfold_spn season!

Man, I was basically looking forward to Blindfold more than Christmas this year. It's a truly magical time in SPN fandom, something akin to a bacchic frenzy. A chance to be super-productive and churn things out at a rapid pace because no one has to know you wrote any of it! A chance to explore that nasty kink you stumbled across in another kink meme and were shocked to find you enjoyed! A chance to whisper in a stranger's ear, "Danneel/Jim Beaver, dub-con, blackmail..." and see what happens next!

Unfortunately for me, Blindfold has fallen smack-dab in the middle of a bunch of stressful RL crap. Some family members are staying with me for a couple of months while looking for work (mm, I love how Grapes of Wrath life has become; thank you, economy!), and it's thrown me out of my usual routines. You don't think that sort of thing will be a big deal until it happens, and suddenly there are a bunch of people in your house who don't get you, the way you do things, or why you might not be cool with the way they do things. My major issue so far has been the television -- I have a big one, which I use a few times a week to watch a movie or a TV show on DVD... and lately it has been on at least five hours a day while my nephew (a first-grader) watches cartoons or plays video games. My once peaceful abode is now noisy all the time, the walls practically shaking with wacky sound effects, which makes it virtually impossible to get in the creative zone. And I'm currently taking online classes, so when everyone goes to the library or park or whatever, I have to use that couple of hours of quiet time to do schoolwork. Life is so hard!

Anyway. I haven't written anything since before Christmas, so I'm not setting my Blindfold sights too high, but I do hope to fill at least one or two prompts. My secret hope is that if I cough one up, I'll magically get caught up in the aforementioned bacchic frenzy of it all and be able to hit a porn-writing stride. WE'LL SEE. Are there any prompts you guys are itching to see filled? That future!Castiel/The Dude one is pretty amazing...

FIC: Wild is the Wind (J2 AU, NC-17)
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Title: Wild is the Wind
Author: nutkin
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 15,700
Warnings: rough sex, werewolves, mating... lizard brain writing...
Summary: Jared is a well-adjusted werewolf on a quest to find his mate; Jensen is a battle-scarred recluse who lives in the woods. It's true love.

Notes: This is a little long to call a PWP, but I'm tempted to call it that anyway. It was originally written as a response to a prompt on the kink meme, which should give you a good indication of how much of this is porn. (Hint: at least 90%) It was also supposed to be commentfic, but I totally fail at brevity and ended up with something ridiculously long. Much thanks to the people who commented on it when it was a WIP, especially the original prompter! I had a lot of fun playing with this idea.

Jared had heard about mating for as long as he could remember.Collapse )
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FIC: Wild is the Wind (2/2)
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Part two.Collapse )
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Might as well play Angry Birds.
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Does anyone have an AO3 invitation they would be willing to throw my way? It looks like I can't get one through the standard sign-up thing for a few weeks, but I've been itching to back my fic up somewhere and would rather do it right now while I have the time/interest.

Alas, for the days when everyone had little sites for their fic! I miss having a reason to get my HTML on.
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Supernatural 6x10
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