I dashed off a little PWP in honor of NJ&TA's tour kicking off, since apparently the way I show my enthusiasm for things is by writing porn. This is set, um, last night. Warning: it's kinda schmoopy.


One for the Road. Nick/Joe, NC-17, 4,400 words. If years of shared hotel rooms have taught him anything, it's that Nick can't ever get to sleep after a good show.

( The house is quiet when Joe slips out of bed and pads down the hall to Nick's room. )

Oh, man. FINALLY, FINALLY I AM DONE.

Much thanks to valiant for all the encouragement and help, and mediaville for her editing, advice, and the prompt that made me raise this fic from perdition.

Happy holidays, JoBros fandom! Thanks for making the last six months so fucking enjoyable.

The Long, Slow Burn. Nick/Joe, R, 21,700 words. It started out really simple, is the funny thing. But maybe all the rest of it was inevitable.

( Things start getting weird in June. )

I really wanted to sign up for jonas_harlequin, but I suck at writing for deadlines and sticking to prompts. I did, however, just rewatch Master & Commander and find myself wanting some Age of Sail porn, so I... wrote something ripped from the pages of a gay Regency romance novel.

Aloft with the Night Glass. Nick/Joe, NC-17, 3,700 words. Age of Sail AU. One of the perks of Nick's rank was the opportunities it afforded for privacy.

( Joe breathed into his cupped hands as he surveyed the deck. )

Okay, so valiant asked me to write a snippet of Nick Jonas as the crossroads demon from Supernatural, so... CROSSOVER FIC? This really has no point other than the OMG factor of tiny little Nick Jonas power-tripping at big, burly Dean Winchester.


Poor Unfortunate Souls. Dean Winchester, demon!Nick Jonas, PG-13, 1,200 words. Nick may have spent the last five years out of the pit, but he'd still recognize Dean Winchester anywhere.

( Nick Jonas and the Administration... OF HELLISH TORTURE. )

I was going to let this mind-blowingly epic three and a half minutes of WTF go unmentioned, but then mediaville suggested that Nick did it because Joe let him fuck him afterwards, and then she said something about Joe wearing a BUTT PLUG, which is my personal kink kryptonite. So the following just kind of happened. I'M SORRY, EVERYONE.


O is for Opportunity. Nick/Joe, NC-17, 2,800 words. PWP to the extreme.

( 'Oh my God,' Nick says. 'You're not serious.' )

Here, universe, have some off the cuff porn! I don't even know what I'm doing with my life anymore.

A Place for Every Part of You. Nick/Joe, NC-17, 3,800 words, D/s kink(!). No one else fusses like Joe, who acts like Nick is his pet or something. Time for Nick to rest, time for Nick to get a hug. Time to take Nick for a walk.

( 'You're too serious,' Joe's always huffing at him. )

Oh man, it's RAINING FIC around here. I wrote a bunch of random Nick/Joe commentfic for the current boyfriends_fic challenge, which I have reposted here: The Jonas Safe House for Wayward Clones. It's like 5,000 words of ridiculousness and porn, half Nick/Joe/Nick (the second Nick is fourteen) and half Nick/Joe/Joe (the second Joe is seventeen).

And as for this next one... I have a real weakness for weddings and everything they entail, and I've wanted hot best man on best man action ever since Kevin said that Joe and Nick were going to share the title. So the following was kind of inevitable. Thanks to novaberry and valiant for reading through it for me!


Bells Will Ring. Nick/Joe, NC-17, 5,000 words. Warning for alcohol consumption! "Come on, dude. Kevin only gets married once."
(Bonus: Frank Sinatra - The Way You Look Tonight, the soundtrack to the first half of this story.)

( The wedding is small by Jonas standards, which means that it's kind of huge. )

The Jonas Safe House for Wayward Clones. Nick/Joe/Nick, Nick/Joe/Joe, NC-17, 5,200 words. Written for boyfriends_fic, originally posted here.

prompt: bb!Nick and bb!Joe meet their current day selves, for whatever reasons (no one cares!), and cuddling and groping and hi-jinks ensue.

( They look over at him with the same expression. )

So... how about those Jonas Brothers? *_*

This was mostly for novaberry, who wanted Nick/Joe set in the early days of the band. Much thanks to valiant for the beta!

All The Good Things Still To Come. Nick/Joe, NC-17, 12,000 words. This is how everything changes. This is how people get weird.

( The first time it happened, Joe was sixteen. )

Under Wraps. Sam/Dean, NC-17, 1163 words. Mild cross-dressing. Written for blindfold_spn

Prompt: Dean wearing panties, stockings, and a garter belt.

( They'd been on the road for three hours, not counting a piss stop in Oklahoma. )

Unruffled. Sam/Dean, R, 1309 words. Weecest, wingfic, schmoop! Written for blindfold_spn.

Prompt: Sam growing wings. Pre-series. Dean gets seriously turned on by them.

( It's never been easy for Sam to keep secrets from Dean. )

Good Job, Kiddo. Sam/Dean, NC-17, 1527 words. Age-play, dirty talk, PWP. Written for blindfold_spn.


Prompt: Sam gets de-aged to around 13 with his memories intact. Dean's reluctant to continue their relationship at first, but can't resist Sam.

( It's so fucked up. )

Things You Remember. Sam Wesson/Dean, NC-17, 770 words. Dubcon-ish. Written for blindfold_spn.

Prompt: Smith/Wesson, Dean gets his memories back, but Sam doesn't.

( They told him to save him. To stop him from what he was doing at any cost. )

Keep it Professional. Jared/Jensen AU, NC-17, 1138 words. Clothes kink, cross-dressing, genderplay! Written for blindfold_spn.

Prompt: Cross-dressing Jensen is Mr. Padalecki's new "girl" assistant. "She" keeps distracting him with the way she dresses everyday - it's like high fashion fetish wear in work appropriate fabrics. Jared doesn't realize that she is actually a he until he has her bent over his desk, ass in the air. Jenny was already his dirty girl, with this additional kink Jared is thrilled.


( This is it. This is what he's been after for weeks now. )

This is an instance of "I couldn't find what I was looking for, so I did it myself". A filthy, somewhat schmoopy coda to 4.01. I'd feel guilty on both counts, but I had a crappy weekend and this is how I cheered myself up.


Not That I Need Proof. Sam/Dean, NC-17, 4385 words. Basically a PWP coda to 4.01, and thus (obviously!) spoilery for that ep.

( Not that I need proof. )

Just for posterity's sake, reposting a ficsnip I wrote for girlmostlikely's hurt/comfort commentficathon. Mmm, overwrought cuddling! Mmm, writing futurefic on the eve of a new season!

Happy SPN day!


Untitled Cuddlesnip. Sam/Dean, R, 595 words. Originally posted here.

( Dean's warm. )

Haha, I'm such a liar. :[ It's not my fault; valiant got me to watch Mystery Spot and Jus In Bello, and... I had to write fic. This takes place between the two episodes.

Wolves at the Door. Sam/Dean, R, 2,260 words. Things can't ever be the same. Sam can't be, anyway.

( Read more... )

AHAHA. Ahem. So, I wrote it.

At Your Doorstep (alternately titled: Dick in a Box). Jensen/Jared, NC-17, AU. 7000 words. Jared is unemployed and addicted to the Home Shopping Network; Jensen works for UPS. Written for valiant. The soundtrack can be found here.

( At Your Doorstep )

What Comfort It Brings. Sam/Dean, R, 4700 words. Winchesters are good at rolling with the punches. Thanks to vinylroad and valiant for reading this over for me.

( Eighteen miles out of Cessily, the car gets a flat tire. )