AHAHA. Ahem. So, I wrote it.

At Your Doorstep (alternately titled: Dick in a Box). Jensen/Jared, NC-17, AU. 7000 words. Jared is unemployed and addicted to the Home Shopping Network; Jensen works for UPS. Written for valiant. The soundtrack can be found here.

( At Your Doorstep )

Bachelor Buttons. Jensen/Jared, NC-17, 4200 words. Your heart is a neighborhood and the crime rate is going up.


( This is wedding fic, but not the J2 kind. )

J2 fans! I am looking at you!

Has it ever been established anywhere that Jared's nickname is "Jay" (or "J", which I have also seen), or is that a total fanon thing?

FIRST OF ALL, valiant wrote the most amazing Office fic. Sometimes Co-Workers Use It For Sex. It's smutty, porny, adorable Jim/Pam, and I love it more than life. Seriously, read it. The character voices are insanely spot-on, and it's CREAMPIE PORN. Jesus.


In the spirit of lobbing smut fic out there... have some more J2! This has been sitting in my WiP folder way too long.

New Rules. Jensen/Jared, NC-17, 2,492 words. Total PWP, with D/s elements and twice the blowjobbery of leading brands.

( Sometimes Jensen does push-ups in his trailer. )

This is just some nasty-ass porn. Edie said it was postable.


Slick and Sticky. Jensen/Jared, NC-17, 1,209 words. PWP. At a club, in a bathroom, there is a blowjob.

( Smut smut smut. )

I wanted to write ~*~Supernatural schmoop~*~, but I just can't seem to make it happen. I guess Sam and Dean are too angsty in my head for fluffball romance.

Jared and Jensen, however, have basically exchanged Best Friends Forever necklaces, and magical rainbow gayness spews forth when the two halves of the heart charm meet. So banging out a little something with them wasn't really hard. Um, my ficlets all follow the exact same narrative pattern, so this is similar to BFAW and my other J2.



The View From Here. Jared/Jensen, NC-17. 1562 words. This fic is about NOTHING, and schmoop. And porn. Un fucking beta read!

( tralala. )

Um. I wanted to experiment with J2. Much in the way a good kid wants to experiment with drugs, having no idea what that even means. So I wrote a self-indulgent little fic.


More Than You Know. J2, R. 3,770 words. Jared and Jensen go on a roadtrip. Why do I do this to myself?


( Seriously. )