What Comfort It Brings. Sam/Dean, R, 4700 words. Winchesters are good at rolling with the punches. Thanks to vinylroad and valiant for reading this over for me.

( Eighteen miles out of Cessily, the car gets a flat tire. )

Bachelor Buttons. Jensen/Jared, NC-17, 4200 words. Your heart is a neighborhood and the crime rate is going up.


( This is wedding fic, but not the J2 kind. )

FIRST OF ALL, valiant wrote the most amazing Office fic. Sometimes Co-Workers Use It For Sex. It's smutty, porny, adorable Jim/Pam, and I love it more than life. Seriously, read it. The character voices are insanely spot-on, and it's CREAMPIE PORN. Jesus.


In the spirit of lobbing smut fic out there... have some more J2! This has been sitting in my WiP folder way too long.

New Rules. Jensen/Jared, NC-17, 2,492 words. Total PWP, with D/s elements and twice the blowjobbery of leading brands.

( Sometimes Jensen does push-ups in his trailer. )

This is just some nasty-ass porn. Edie said it was postable.


Slick and Sticky. Jensen/Jared, NC-17, 1,209 words. PWP. At a club, in a bathroom, there is a blowjob.

( Smut smut smut. )

I wanted to write ~*~Supernatural schmoop~*~, but I just can't seem to make it happen. I guess Sam and Dean are too angsty in my head for fluffball romance.

Jared and Jensen, however, have basically exchanged Best Friends Forever necklaces, and magical rainbow gayness spews forth when the two halves of the heart charm meet. So banging out a little something with them wasn't really hard. Um, my ficlets all follow the exact same narrative pattern, so this is similar to BFAW and my other J2.



The View From Here. Jared/Jensen, NC-17. 1562 words. This fic is about NOTHING, and schmoop. And porn. Un fucking beta read!

( tralala. )

For My Next Trick. Sam/Dean, NC-17, 10,405 words. Sam's eighteen, Dean's twenty-two, and growing up is hard.

( this way. )

Sigh. I wrote this about a year ago, back when I was having a love affair with Firefly, and never got around to posting it publicly. But in the interest of Lamness Amnesty Week (yes, that's still going on. yes, it's been like three weeks or something. LAW ain't over 'til I say it's over.) - and because it was the only way I could get valiant to post some SPN fic (!!) - HERE IT IS. In all of its itty-bitty ficlet glory.

me: lmfao i seriously cannot think of any kind of summary to give this fic. *spews facetious ideas*
edie: you could give a list of excellent summaries such as these.
edie: multiple choice summary.
me: I LIKE THIS IDEA. clearly this is what i will do.


Lost in Space. Firefly, PG-13. gen-ish angst. 1501 words.

A. "We love you, Simon!"/"I wanna fuck you too!"
B. FUCK EVERYTHING: a beat poem by simon tam
C. Tea With Simon's Inner Asshole
D. All of the above?

( Answer: D, All of the above. AND MORE! )

Summer Blackout. Sam/Dean, underage, NC-17. 11,740 words. When Dean is seventeen, they spend five months being normal.


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